Worst Glory Hole Ever
“Worst glory hole ever.” I’m sure one of the TripAdvisor reviews said the same thing. via reddit.com
“Worst glory hole ever.” I’m sure one of the TripAdvisor reviews said the same thing. via reddit.com
“Here I sit broken hearted… I masturbated. Then I Farted.” The Shithouse Poet strikes again. via imgur.com
“How to pee in a toilet. Step 1: Lift seat. Step 2: Pee directly into toilet. Step 3: Flush and walk away like a decent human being. (or) Step 1: Pee all over toilet seat. Step 2: Kill yourself.” Our… Continue Reading
“We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.” “We vandalize things that arn’t ours with quotes we didn’t write to impress people taking shits.” via pinterest.com
“Pooping Rocks!” The creepy Proctologist strikes again! via thewhiskeyjournal.com
“Just like your shitter at home 10/10.” An honest review left at the source. Didn’t know Game Informer did restroom reviews! 10/10 does equal 1. Granted I would agree, but my shitter at home isn’t surrounded by blocks and I’m… Continue Reading
“Please return beer here.” Looks like a good spot to me. Let her rip! via imgur.com
“Caution: For Experts Only! Try shit’n and peeing at the same time.” Thank you for enhancing my restroom experience. Since learning this trick, I have increased my free time 10-fold. Just last week, I managed to get my taxes done… Continue Reading
“A mans ambitions must be mighty small to write this name on a shithouse wall.” Yes shithouse is a compound word, I just made it up. via vitamin-ha.com
“You will live an amazing life with your cats.” via lifebuzz.com
“Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.” via www.chilloutpoint.com
“I was going to write something profound but I realized I have nothing profound to say.” “That’s when you just draw a dick instead.” Ahh, explains all the dick art. via linkbeef.com
“I am Defender of the Buns” Nice to meet you Defender. Thanks for keeping my buns safe! via pinterest.com
“What is choice without reason? What is life without expectations? What is right without wrong? All of these things co-exist peacefully why can’t we?” – Northwestern University, University of Louisiana I’m thinking there’s a Coexist bumper sticker on this student’s… Continue Reading
“Call your Mom (later, when you’re sober). Don’t ask for money though! – Love Mom” – Quarry House, Silver Spring MD – Captured by liquidsunshine49 on flickr via flickr.com
“Vegans Poop It Better!” – Found at UC Berkeley Eat’n clean and poop’n clean! via dailycal.org
“Wake up!” or “Keep Dreaming?” I’m going back to sleep y’all. via creativejamie.com
“Why can’t I get higher than a B on a paper?” “1/2 – Should write better” “I got an A- once. Maybe you should concentrate more and not write on walls. It shows you’re distracted.” A conversation in the stalls,… Continue Reading
“Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.” Challenge accepted! via reddit.com
“Toilet paper is but a canvas of digestion and personal triumph.” Get’n deep in the stalls are we? Why not! I’m victorious! But could you pass the TP please? via huffingtonpost.com
“It looks like you’re trying to poop. Would you like help?” via imgur.com
“Never let go of what you’re holding on to.” “But I’m holding a grenade…” – University of Illinois, English Building. Girls Restroom. Good point also. via tumblr.com
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!” “I can’t! There isn’t any tp!” Good point. via tumblr.com
“Rate your shit with a movie title.” The Green Mile? lol via imgur.com
“Gettin’ Ahead Everyday By being responsible.” Ned Flanders’ Take: “Diddly Do! Glad someone turned this garbage around.” via buzzfeed.com