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Worst Glory Hole Ever

June 20, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Worst glory hole ever.” I’m sure one of the TripAdvisor reviews said the same thing. via reddit.com

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A Hand Party In The Stall

May 5, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Here I sit broken hearted… I masturbated. Then I Farted.” The Shithouse Poet strikes again. via imgur.com

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How To Pee In A Toilet

April 27, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“How to pee in a toilet. Step 1: Lift seat. Step 2: Pee directly into toilet. Step 3: Flush and walk away like a decent human being. (or) Step 1: Pee all over toilet seat. Step 2: Kill yourself.” Our… Continue Reading →

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Impress Pooping People

April 7, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.” “We vandalize things that arn’t ours with quotes we didn’t write to impress people taking shits.” via pinterest.com

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Pooping Rocks

April 7, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Pooping Rocks!” The creepy Proctologist strikes again! via thewhiskeyjournal.com

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Just Like Home

April 5, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Just like your shitter at home 10/10.” An honest review left at the source. Didn’t know Game Informer did restroom reviews! 10/10 does equal 1. Granted I would agree, but my shitter at home isn’t surrounded by blocks and I’m… Continue Reading →

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Return Beer Here

April 5, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Please return beer here.” Looks like a good spot to me. Let her rip! via imgur.com

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Experts Only!

April 4, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Caution: For Experts Only! Try shit’n and peeing at the same time.” Thank you for enhancing my restroom experience. Since learning this trick, I have increased my free time 10-fold. Just last week, I managed to get my taxes done… Continue Reading →

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The Shithouse Wall

March 29, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“A mans ambitions must be mighty small to write this name on a shithouse wall.” Yes shithouse is a compound word, I just made it up. via vitamin-ha.com

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Crazy Cat Lady

March 24, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“You will live an amazing life with your cats.” via lifebuzz.com

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Yo Momma & Taco Bell

March 23, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.” via www.chilloutpoint.com

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Just Draw A Dick

March 21, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“I was going to write something profound but I realized I have nothing profound to say.” “That’s when you just draw a dick instead.” Ahh, explains all the dick art. via linkbeef.com

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I Am Defender of the Buns

March 20, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“I am Defender of the Buns” Nice to meet you Defender. Thanks for keeping my buns safe! via pinterest.com

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Why Can’t We Just Get Along

March 20, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“What is choice without reason? What is life without expectations? What is right without wrong? All of these things co-exist peacefully why can’t we?” – Northwestern University, University of Louisiana I’m thinking there’s a Coexist bumper sticker on this student’s… Continue Reading →

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Just A Reminder

March 17, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Call your Mom (later, when you’re sober). Don’t ask for money though! – Love Mom” – Quarry House, Silver Spring MD – Captured by liquidsunshine49 on flickr via flickr.com

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Vegans Poop It Better!

March 16, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Vegans Poop It Better!” – Found at UC Berkeley Eat’n clean and poop’n clean! via dailycal.org

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Wake Up! or Keep Dreaming!

March 16, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Wake up!” or “Keep Dreaming?” I’m going back to sleep y’all. via creativejamie.com

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Helpful Advice In The Stalls

March 14, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Why can’t I get higher than a B on a paper?” “1/2 – Should write better” “I got an A- once. Maybe you should concentrate more and not write on walls. It shows you’re distracted.” A conversation in the stalls,… Continue Reading →

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Anyone Can Piss On The Floor

March 13, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.” Challenge accepted! via reddit.com

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Digestion & Personal Triumph

March 13, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Toilet paper is but a canvas of digestion and personal triumph.” Get’n deep in the stalls are we? Why not! I’m victorious! But could you pass the TP please? via huffingtonpost.com

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Paperclip Is Here To Help You Poo

March 13, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“It looks like you’re trying to poop. Would you like help?” via imgur.com

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Never Let Go

March 10, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Never let go of what you’re holding on to.” “But I’m holding a grenade…” – University of Illinois, English Building. Girls Restroom. Good point also. via tumblr.com

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Sprinkle When You Tinkle

March 10, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!” “I can’t! There isn’t any tp!” Good point. via tumblr.com

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Rate Your Shit

March 9, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Rate your shit with a movie title.” The Green Mile? lol via imgur.com

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Gettin’ Ahead

March 8, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Gettin’ Ahead Everyday By being responsible.” Ned Flanders’ Take: “Diddly Do! Glad someone turned this garbage around.” via buzzfeed.com

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