Bathroom Elephant – So Handy!
“Bathroom elephant will hold your shit while you shit.” Thank you Bathroom Elephant! You’re the bomb brah! via funnycaptions.com
“Bathroom elephant will hold your shit while you shit.” Thank you Bathroom Elephant! You’re the bomb brah! via funnycaptions.com
“Hey you! Yeah you! Do not text your ex!!” Sometimes we all gotta help a brother or sister out in the stalls. Don’t text your ex’s all. via ruinmyweek.com
“Charlie Bit Me!” – Found in a NYC bar. Remember the video? via blog.rifftrax.com
“No matter what you are going through. You are Strong.” “No amount of self improvement will override a lack of self acceptance. You are enough.” Getting all motivational in the stalls are we? Everybody needs a little Tony Robbins, every… Continue Reading
“It’s dangerous to poop alone, take this.” Mario left Link a sword in a restroom? Makes sense. The plummer did come first. via guff.com
“Today I realized it’s better to be happy about what could be, rather than being depressed over what can’t be.” Some poor soul wrote this. Eor the Donkey perhaps? But they’re right. via 365daysofhypochondria.wordpress.com
“Pull here for a Liberal Arts Degree.” Found in a engineering building at a random university. via reddit.com
Looks like the girls in Ellis Hall at Ohio University have a lot to say… via flickr.com
“I see your ass.” You found my ass? Awesome. I’ve been looking for my donkey. “Nice try, got me to smile, but try harder next time.” Dude, light’n up. He found my ass! via dailycal.org
“Why is my face like this?” You Sir. Are a door stop. via epicsnaps.com
“Wipe front to back please.” – MGNT Pretty sure management does care how your wipe your bottom… But on their time, you never know. Keep it front to back though. Someone else says ” or eat a big back of… Continue Reading
“Remember When We Cuddled?”, Denver Colorado. Sure hope it wasn’t in the restroom. However I’m getting hypnotized by the art. *snore* via unseendenver.tumblr.com
Dave Matthews Band what? – Found in Bloomington, Indiana Not sure what the message is here. But don’t say anything bad about the Dave Matthews Band. Fans will stick up! via reddit.com
“Push Harder” found at Rutgers I don’t think the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons (ASCRS) would approve this message. via thetab.com
“Free Cowboy Hats” Can’t knock free right? Fun fact. They also double as lobster bibs in a pinch and toilet seat covers in a stench. via pinterest.com
“Flush Twice, It’s a long way to the kitchen from here.” Found at Princeton University, Jesse Chou Quora.com via Quora.com
“Towel dispenser here.” Found by Ben Schumin, Lake Artemesia Natural Area in College Park, Maryland. Are you planning to put a towel dispenser here Mr. Interior Decorator or was there one there before? Dreams. We all have them. via flickr.com
“Today is a gift.” “The promise of a new adventure.” Not all restroom graffiti has to be funny or dirty. Found at Zephyr Vegetarian CafĂ©, Long Beach California. via yelp.com
“Sup dude? Pissing or Pooping?” If we need a little help figuring things out, might be time to go home. But here’s a flow chart. via ultragross.blogspot.com
“It’s a crap!” – Admiral Akbar Thanks for the warning bud. via emgn.com
“Joel is peeing in the girls toilets.” Joel has gone where no man has gone before (that we know of). He’s just the first to record it. via oddee.com
“Welcome to Hello! Hell is warmer.” – found at the University of Chicago. via latimes.com
“Formaldehyde” vs “Casual-pehyoe” via imgur.com
“Things I hate…” Plot Twist: “Why is your mom not on this list?” From our friends over at 103.7 – The Hawk in Billings Montana. via kmhk.com
“What if time stood still?” – New York University, Bobst LL1, Men’s Room Then I guess whoever is reading this at that moment, would be frozen still on the toilet till time picked back up. via nyulocal.com