Worst Glory Hole Ever
“Worst glory hole ever.” I’m sure one of the TripAdvisor reviews said the same thing. via reddit.com
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A Hand Party In The Stall
“Here I sit broken hearted… I masturbated. Then I Farted.” The Shithouse Poet strikes again. via imgur.com
Have You Been To Uranus?
“Mars was once a living planet.. (fortunately the earth still is). Until they all moved to Uranus.” via graffiti-walls.blogspot.com
For A Great Buick
“For a great Buick Call – 555-7617” We saw what you did there! Cleaver… via ar15.com
How To Pee In A Toilet
“How to pee in a toilet. Step 1: Lift seat. Step 2: Pee directly into toilet. Step 3: Flush and walk away like a decent human being. (or) Step 1: Pee all over toilet seat. Step 2: Kill yourself.” Our… Continue Reading
Drink To Kill
“I drink to kill the things inside me.” Some people have odd approaches to dealing with worms… via offbeat.topix.com
Impress Pooping People
“We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.” “We vandalize things that arn’t ours with quotes we didn’t write to impress people taking shits.” via pinterest.com
Pooping Rocks
“Pooping Rocks!” The creepy Proctologist strikes again! via thewhiskeyjournal.com
Just Like Home
“Just like your shitter at home 10/10.” An honest review left at the source. Didn’t know Game Informer did restroom reviews! 10/10 does equal 1. Granted I would agree, but my shitter at home isn’t surrounded by blocks and I’m… Continue Reading
Return Beer Here
“Please return beer here.” Looks like a good spot to me. Let her rip! via imgur.com
The Shithouse Wall
“A mans ambitions must be mighty small to write this name on a shithouse wall.” Yes shithouse is a compound word, I just made it up. via vitamin-ha.com
I Got Your Back Yo!
“I got your back!” He is carrying that a stick? Is that even a male stick figure? I can’t tell! Stick on Stick violence must come to a end! Think of the children! via prlog.org
Crazy Cat Lady
“You will live an amazing life with your cats.” via lifebuzz.com
Yo Momma & Taco Bell
“Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.” via www.chilloutpoint.com
Why Can’t We Just Get Along
“What is choice without reason? What is life without expectations? What is right without wrong? All of these things co-exist peacefully why can’t we?” – Northwestern University, University of Louisiana I’m thinking there’s a Coexist bumper sticker on this student’s… Continue Reading
Just A Reminder
“Call your Mom (later, when you’re sober). Don’t ask for money though! – Love Mom” – Quarry House, Silver Spring MD – Captured by liquidsunshine49 on flickr via flickr.com
Wake Up! or Keep Dreaming!
“Wake up!” or “Keep Dreaming?” I’m going back to sleep y’all. via creativejamie.com
No Love For Crocs
“I love your Crocs” – No Body via buzzfeed.com
Anyone Can Piss On The Floor
“Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.” Challenge accepted! via reddit.com
Digestion & Personal Triumph
“Toilet paper is but a canvas of digestion and personal triumph.” Get’n deep in the stalls are we? Why not! I’m victorious! But could you pass the TP please? via huffingtonpost.com
Paperclip Is Here To Help You Poo
“It looks like you’re trying to poop. Would you like help?” via imgur.com
Sprinkle When You Tinkle
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!” “I can’t! There isn’t any tp!” Good point. via tumblr.com
I’m A Little Gay
“I’m a little gay.” Are you saying you’re partly gay or you’re a little person that’s gay? So confused. via restroom-graffiti-whispers.tumblr.com
You Get ‘Em Tiger!
“You get’em tiger!” – Found in the John D. Rockefeller Library, Brown University All the motivation I need for today. via blogdailyherald.com
You Are Strong
“No matter what you are going through. You are Strong.” “No amount of self improvement will override a lack of self acceptance. You are enough.” Getting all motivational in the stalls are we? Everybody needs a little Tony Robbins, every… Continue Reading