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Worst Glory Hole Ever

June 20, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Worst glory hole ever.” I’m sure one of the TripAdvisor reviews said the same thing. via reddit.com

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A Hand Party In The Stall

May 5, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Here I sit broken hearted… I masturbated. Then I Farted.” The Shithouse Poet strikes again. via imgur.com

poetry, sharpie, wall

Have You Been To Uranus?

May 5, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Mars was once a living planet.. (fortunately the earth still is). Until they all moved to Uranus.” via graffiti-walls.blogspot.com

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For A Great Buick

May 4, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“For a great Buick Call – 555-7617” We saw what you did there! Cleaver… via ar15.com

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How To Pee In A Toilet

April 27, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“How to pee in a toilet. Step 1: Lift seat. Step 2: Pee directly into toilet. Step 3: Flush and walk away like a decent human being. (or) Step 1: Pee all over toilet seat. Step 2: Kill yourself.” Our… Continue Reading →

sharpie, stall, wall

Drink To Kill

April 25, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“I drink to kill the things inside me.” Some people have odd approaches to dealing with worms… via offbeat.topix.com

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Impress Pooping People

April 7, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.” “We vandalize things that arn’t ours with quotes we didn’t write to impress people taking shits.” via pinterest.com

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Pooping Rocks

April 7, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Pooping Rocks!” The creepy Proctologist strikes again! via thewhiskeyjournal.com

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Just Like Home

April 5, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Just like your shitter at home 10/10.” An honest review left at the source. Didn’t know Game Informer did restroom reviews! 10/10 does equal 1. Granted I would agree, but my shitter at home isn’t surrounded by blocks and I’m… Continue Reading →

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Return Beer Here

April 5, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Please return beer here.” Looks like a good spot to me. Let her rip! via imgur.com

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The Shithouse Wall

March 29, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“A mans ambitions must be mighty small to write this name on a shithouse wall.” Yes shithouse is a compound word, I just made it up. via vitamin-ha.com

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I Got Your Back Yo!

March 28, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“I got your back!” He is carrying that a stick? Is that even a male stick figure? I can’t tell! Stick on Stick violence must come to a end! Think of the children! via prlog.org

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Crazy Cat Lady

March 24, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“You will live an amazing life with your cats.” via lifebuzz.com

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Yo Momma & Taco Bell

March 23, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.” via www.chilloutpoint.com

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Why Can’t We Just Get Along

March 20, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“What is choice without reason? What is life without expectations? What is right without wrong? All of these things co-exist peacefully why can’t we?” – Northwestern University, University of Louisiana I’m thinking there’s a Coexist bumper sticker on this student’s… Continue Reading →

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Just A Reminder

March 17, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Call your Mom (later, when you’re sober). Don’t ask for money though! – Love Mom” – Quarry House, Silver Spring MD – Captured by liquidsunshine49 on flickr via flickr.com

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Wake Up! or Keep Dreaming!

March 16, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Wake up!” or “Keep Dreaming?” I’m going back to sleep y’all. via creativejamie.com

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No Love For Crocs

March 14, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“I love your Crocs” – No Body via buzzfeed.com

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Anyone Can Piss On The Floor

March 13, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.” Challenge accepted! via reddit.com

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Digestion & Personal Triumph

March 13, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Toilet paper is but a canvas of digestion and personal triumph.” Get’n deep in the stalls are we? Why not! I’m victorious! But could you pass the TP please? via huffingtonpost.com

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Paperclip Is Here To Help You Poo

March 13, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“It looks like you’re trying to poop. Would you like help?” via imgur.com

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Sprinkle When You Tinkle

March 10, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!” “I can’t! There isn’t any tp!” Good point. via tumblr.com

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I’m A Little Gay

March 3, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“I’m a little gay.” Are you saying you’re partly gay or you’re a little person that’s gay? So confused. via restroom-graffiti-whispers.tumblr.com

art, pen, wall

You Get ‘Em Tiger!

March 3, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“You get’em tiger!” – Found in the John D. Rockefeller Library, Brown University All the motivation I need for today. via blogdailyherald.com

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You Are Strong

March 2, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“No matter what you are going through. You are Strong.” “No amount of self improvement will override a lack of self acceptance. You are enough.” Getting all motivational in the stalls are we? Everybody needs a little Tony Robbins, every… Continue Reading →

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