Worst Glory Hole Ever
“Worst glory hole ever.” I’m sure one of the TripAdvisor reviews said the same thing. via reddit.com
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Don’t Laugh At Other People’s Farts
“No laughing at other people’s farts.” I can’t help it though. What about queefs? via thechive.com
Dear Automatic Flushing
“Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm… but I wasn’t finished.” “Dear toilet user, I was just doing my job.” – Beloved by many, Automatic Flushing Toilet via reddit.com
Boo Poo
“Have a good pee! Don’t be afraid to poo! It’s natural boo!” Thank Boo! via imgur.com
A Hand Party In The Stall
“Here I sit broken hearted… I masturbated. Then I Farted.” The Shithouse Poet strikes again. via imgur.com
Have You Been To Uranus?
“Mars was once a living planet.. (fortunately the earth still is). Until they all moved to Uranus.” via graffiti-walls.blogspot.com
For A Great Buick
“For a great Buick Call – 555-7617” We saw what you did there! Cleaver… via ar15.com
Russian Ladies: We Don’t Need No Urinals
A women’s restroom in a Russian college. Our Take: “Laides, we don’t need no stink’n urinals! Flower pots!!” via imgur.com
Urinal Gum
“Don’t eat gum from urinal.” Ah Mom! Why not? Urinal Gum is the best! *sarcasm* via awwsauce.com
Dueling Toilets
This was found at a campground in Northern Wisconsin. According to the post author, in efforts to go ADA complaint the campground removed a partition to make more room. Rather than remove the the other toilet they offered to keep… Continue Reading
The Cure For Constipation
Chuckie is that you? Well if I was stopped up, I’m not no more! Little kids with knives scare me. via humorsharing.com
Shake Knob
“Shake knob, turn upward to face.” Wait for the blast! via humorsharing.com
Pointing Fingers
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Question Everything
“Question Everything.” “Why?” It’s an endless cycle. You’ve been warned. via twitter.com
Unauthorized Dumping
“Unauthorized Dumping Prohibited – Violators will be prosecuted.” Don’t get caught without a permit! via palmbeach-entertainment.com
You’re Welcome
“Thank you for not writing on the walls.” “You’re welcome.” via buzzfeed.com
How To Pee In A Toilet
“How to pee in a toilet. Step 1: Lift seat. Step 2: Pee directly into toilet. Step 3: Flush and walk away like a decent human being. (or) Step 1: Pee all over toilet seat. Step 2: Kill yourself.” Our… Continue Reading
Emergency Toilet Paper
“Twilight: Emergency Toilet Paper.” I know some folks who would agree. But I’m pretty sure Kristen Stewart’s expression would be about the same as any other expression. via imgur.com
Proper Pooing
Had no idea, I was doing this wrong… Thanks duckduckgrayduck.com! via duckduckgrayduck.com
Drink To Kill
“I drink to kill the things inside me.” Some people have odd approaches to dealing with worms… via offbeat.topix.com
Biker’s Urinal
“Only for bikers..” Look ma! No hands! via bitsandpieces.us
Damn That Fire Nation
“I was taking a dump in peace, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.” It’s hard being a airbender. Fire nation always attacks me after Taco Bell too..
Would You Like Some Help?
“I see you’re trying to take a dump.. Would you like some help?” No, Clippy I’m fine. But could you go ahead and get that resume template ready for me? via seriousfiver.com
Inclusive Restroom
Ever notice how the symbol for Inclusive Restroom, looks like a flux capacitor? “When this baby hits 88 mph, you’re gonna see some serious shit!” via wesa.fm
Impress Pooping People
“We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.” “We vandalize things that arn’t ours with quotes we didn’t write to impress people taking shits.” via pinterest.com