For A Great Buick
“For a great Buick Call – 555-7617” We saw what you did there! Cleaver… via ar15.com
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Yo Momma & Taco Bell
“Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.” via www.chilloutpoint.com
The List From Downtown Billings
“Things I hate…” Plot Twist: “Why is your mom not on this list?” From our friends over at 103.7 – The Hawk in Billings Montana. via kmhk.com
What If Time Stood Still
“What if time stood still?” – New York University, Bobst LL1, Men’s Room Then I guess whoever is reading this at that moment, would be frozen still on the toilet till time picked back up. via nyulocal.com
Just Going To Be Honest With You
“Do you idealize the past? Or see it as broken? Why?” “Dude. I’m just trying to take a shit.” Man some deep thoughts on throne with an honest reply. via distractify.com
Talking About Food While Making A Poo
“Beef ravioli is so delicious.” – University of Michigan Classy bunch huh? via pinterest.com
Take That Society!
“I wrote on the wall take that society!” Sticking it to the man! via klyker.com