The Cure For Constipation
Chuckie is that you? Well if I was stopped up, I’m not no more! Little kids with knives scare me. via humorsharing.com
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Massive Dong
“Dennis has a massive dong!” “Dennis stay out of the girls room!” via imgur.com
Vegans Poop It Better!
“Vegans Poop It Better!” – Found at UC Berkeley Eat’n clean and poop’n clean! via dailycal.org
Corporations = People
“I’ll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.” – Chatanooga, Tennessee I don’t think we’ll be seeing a big blue stock on old sparky anytime soon. via sexinsocks.tumblr.com
Solid Advice From A Fellow Drinker
“Stop being an asshole! if you don’t really dig her, let her go.” – Found in The Wonderland Ballroom, Washington DC. via complex.com
Front To Back Please
“Wipe front to back please.” – MGNT Pretty sure management does care how your wipe your bottom… But on their time, you never know. Keep it front to back though. Someone else says ” or eat a big back of… Continue Reading
To Take Up Space or Not To Take Up Space?
“Don’t be afraid to take up space.” – University of Vermont – 3rd floor Women’s Bathroom, Waterman Building. Not sure what they’re saying here. I’ll take up as much space as I need then… via spillinknotblood.tumblr.com
It’s A Crap!
“It’s a crap!” – Admiral Akbar Thanks for the warning bud. via emgn.com
Mall of America Says – You’re Beautiful
The Duchess of Plumewood discovered this on Mall of America property. I agree with her. “Random wonderful graffiti in the women’s restroom at MOA, I dont think people should graffiti on public property but if you feel the need this… Continue Reading
You Got This Bro!
“You got this Bro…” So glad to know someone has my back. Sometimes it gets tough in the stalls. via reddit.com
Even Pumpkins Poo
“Even pumpkins have to poop!” Reply: “That brings up soo many questions.” via holytaco.com
Don’t Force It
“Don’t Force It” This message brought to you by the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons. jk via iruntheinternet.com
Fastfood Property
“Notice: Upon Deposit All waste becomes property of McDonalds inc to be reconstituted and sold on site.” via piximus.net
A Message For Lee Lee
“Lee Lee Go Pee Pee.” Apparently Lee Lee needs to go Pee Pee and being told to do so via the stall wall. via oddee.com
Party In The Stall!
“Beware of Limbo Dancers.” via yourdailydish.com