Don’t Laugh At Other People’s Farts
“No laughing at other people’s farts.” I can’t help it though. What about queefs? via thechive.com
signs
Dear Automatic Flushing
“Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm… but I wasn’t finished.” “Dear toilet user, I was just doing my job.” – Beloved by many, Automatic Flushing Toilet via reddit.com
Urinal Gum
“Don’t eat gum from urinal.” Ah Mom! Why not? Urinal Gum is the best! *sarcasm* via awwsauce.com
Unauthorized Dumping
“Unauthorized Dumping Prohibited – Violators will be prosecuted.” Don’t get caught without a permit! via palmbeach-entertainment.com
Proper Pooing
Had no idea, I was doing this wrong… Thanks duckduckgrayduck.com! via duckduckgrayduck.com
Inclusive Restroom
Ever notice how the symbol for Inclusive Restroom, looks like a flux capacitor? “When this baby hits 88 mph, you’re gonna see some serious shit!” via wesa.fm
In or On The Floor
“Please do not throw paper towels in on the floor” Looks like the staff could use some education in sign making. Courtesy of a toilet troll over at Eastern Kentucky University.
Rain On Your Parade
Pretty self-explanatory. via boredpanda.com
A Note About Short Muskets
“Your Attendance Please: All Ye With Short Muskets Stand Close To The Firing Line.” I’m picturing some sort of crazy colonial reenactment pub type establishment after reading this. You? via thechive.com
Panic Button
“In an emergency push button on bottom.” “Flush twice.” – NYU Is this some sort of bat signal? Maybe this is how you summon The Mario Brothers. Put put put pa-put! via nyulocal.com
Garbage Toilet
“The garbage can is not a toilet!” Got it. Garbage Toilet. Never said I was the best at reading. via huffingtonpost.com
Don’t Do These
I’m not up on my Japanese kanji, but I’m pretty sure it says “Don’t do these.” via collegehumor.com
Hold Handle Down Until It Does It
“To flush: hold handle down until it does it.” – Northside Tavern. Atlanta, Georgia You’ll know when to let go. The Force be with you! via yelp.com
Skid Marks Are For The Race Track
“Skid Marks Are For The Race Track…” Duly noted. via huffingtonpost.com