Worst Glory Hole Ever
“Worst glory hole ever.” I’m sure one of the TripAdvisor reviews said the same thing. via reddit.com
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For A Great Buick
“For a great Buick Call – 555-7617” We saw what you did there! Cleaver… via ar15.com
Shake Knob
“Shake knob, turn upward to face.” Wait for the blast! via humorsharing.com
Emergency Toilet Paper
“Twilight: Emergency Toilet Paper.” I know some folks who would agree. But I’m pretty sure Kristen Stewart’s expression would be about the same as any other expression. via imgur.com
Sexy Time With ET
Panic Button
“In an emergency push button on bottom.” “Flush twice.” – NYU Is this some sort of bat signal? Maybe this is how you summon The Mario Brothers. Put put put pa-put! via nyulocal.com
Insert Baby For Refund
“Insert baby for refund.” I saw what you did there. via www.dailyedge.ie
I Am Defender of the Buns
“I am Defender of the Buns” Nice to meet you Defender. Thanks for keeping my buns safe! via pinterest.com
Come At Me Bro!
“Come at me Bro!” Nice mod! via dailyedge.ie
Gettin’ Ahead
“Gettin’ Ahead Everyday By being responsible.” Ned Flanders’ Take: “Diddly Do! Glad someone turned this garbage around.” via buzzfeed.com
Bathroom Elephant – So Handy!
“Bathroom elephant will hold your shit while you shit.” Thank you Bathroom Elephant! You’re the bomb brah! via funnycaptions.com
My Eye!
“My Eye!” Clever. Very Clever. via newlifer.com
But Dreams and Ethics Are Okay
“Please do not flush paper towels, tampon applicators and sanitary napkins! Thank You Journalism Dept.” “Dreams and ethics are okay, though.” via imgur.com
I Mustache You A Question
I mustache you a question… #1 or #2? via artschoolbathroomgraffiti.tumblr.com
No Love For Liberal Arts
“Pull here for a Liberal Arts Degree.” Found in a engineering building at a random university. via reddit.com
Why Is My Face Like This
“Why is my face like this?” You Sir. Are a door stop. via epicsnaps.com
Free Cowboy Hats
“Free Cowboy Hats” Can’t knock free right? Fun fact. They also double as lobster bibs in a pinch and toilet seat covers in a stench. via pinterest.com
No This Is Patrick!
“This is public health.” “No, this is Patrick!” via imgur.com
David Bussell’s Flush To Feed
“Flush To Feed” You may remember our previous post about David Bussell. via home.bt.com
Good Question
“Please only put toilet tissue down the toilet.” “Where do I put the poo?” Good question. The sign says… via iruntheinternet.com
Towel Dispenser Here
“Towel dispenser here.” Found by Ben Schumin, Lake Artemesia Natural Area in College Park, Maryland. Are you planning to put a towel dispenser here Mr. Interior Decorator or was there one there before? Dreams. We all have them. via flickr.com
Toilet Flow Chart
“Sup dude? Pissing or Pooping?” If we need a little help figuring things out, might be time to go home. But here’s a flow chart. via ultragross.blogspot.com
I Love Charles Dickens
“I love Charles Dickens.” – Found in a truck stop in East Tennessee. We saw what you did there. Clever! via buzzfeed.com
Call Me
“Call Me..” Before the next guy wipes.. via mychannel957.com
Anonymous Dreams
“Those are my dreams you see in the distance.” – Anon Gett’n deep in the stalls, y’all! via ilikr.net