The Cure For Constipation
Chuckie is that you? Well if I was stopped up, I’m not no more! Little kids with knives scare me. via humorsharing.com
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Pointing Fingers
via dailymail.co.uk
Self Portrait
Looks like we’ve got a regular Van Goghesalot here! via http://thechive.com
Batman Is Watching You!
“Yeah, now shake it off!” I read this in a Duke Nukem voice… via thehookmag.com
I Got Your Back Yo!
“I got your back!” He is carrying that a stick? Is that even a male stick figure? I can’t tell! Stick on Stick violence must come to a end! Think of the children! via prlog.org
Oh Yeah!
“Oh yeah!” “Oh Nooooo!” Geology Restroom Graffiti. via imgrum.org
Fancy Elephant
“Monsier Elfante, will hold your coat for you.” Thinking Elfante didn’t make the cut for Babar the Elephant. That bitch Basil got his job. via diply.com
Wake Up! or Keep Dreaming!
“Wake up!” or “Keep Dreaming?” I’m going back to sleep y’all. via creativejamie.com
Paperclip Is Here To Help You Poo
“It looks like you’re trying to poop. Would you like help?” via imgur.com
Bathroom Elephant – So Handy!
“Bathroom elephant will hold your shit while you shit.” Thank you Bathroom Elephant! You’re the bomb brah! via funnycaptions.com
My Eye!
“My Eye!” Clever. Very Clever. via newlifer.com
I Mustache You A Question
I mustache you a question… #1 or #2? via artschoolbathroomgraffiti.tumblr.com
I’m A Little Gay
“I’m a little gay.” Are you saying you’re partly gay or you’re a little person that’s gay? So confused. via restroom-graffiti-whispers.tumblr.com
Look Left
“Look Left. -> You Failed.” I will not look the way you tell me too! via reddit.com
A Little Pep Talk Goes A Long Way
“Dude, sucking at something is the first step to sorta being good at something.” via ucberkeleybathroomchronicles.tumblr.com
Smile You’re On The Toilet!
University of Illinois School of Art and Design, seems to let art be where ever it shall be. via smilepolitely.com
I See Your Ass
“I see your ass.” You found my ass? Awesome. I’ve been looking for my donkey. “Nice try, got me to smile, but try harder next time.” Dude, light’n up. He found my ass! via dailycal.org
Why Is My Face Like This
“Why is my face like this?” You Sir. Are a door stop. via epicsnaps.com
Start Being Pizza
“I wish you would stop being useless and start being pizza!”, Found in Texas I’ve waited my whole life to be pizza. Now this gives me reason to start. I’m the best pepperoni pizza in the world damnit! via 2016.do512.com
Remember When We Cuddled?
“Remember When We Cuddled?”, Denver Colorado. Sure hope it wasn’t in the restroom. However I’m getting hypnotized by the art. *snore* via unseendenver.tumblr.com
Push Harder
“Push Harder” found at Rutgers I don’t think the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons (ASCRS) would approve this message. via thetab.com
No This Is Patrick!
“This is public health.” “No, this is Patrick!” via imgur.com
Even Batman Poops
“Batman Poops!” Sometimes you have to take time out of fighting crime, to take a poo too. via boredpanda.com
Even Pumpkins Poo
“Even pumpkins have to poop!” Reply: “That brings up soo many questions.” via holytaco.com
The Toilet Astronaut
Found at Hicklebee’s in San Jose, CA. Artwork by children’s book illustrator David Shannon via ultragross.blogspot.com