For A Great Buick
“For a great Buick Call – 555-7617” We saw what you did there! Cleaver… via ar15.com
“For a great Buick Call – 555-7617” We saw what you did there! Cleaver… via ar15.com
“How to pee in a toilet. Step 1: Lift seat. Step 2: Pee directly into toilet. Step 3: Flush and walk away like a decent human being. (or) Step 1: Pee all over toilet seat. Step 2: Kill yourself.” Our… Continue Reading
“I drink to kill the things inside me.” Some people have odd approaches to dealing with worms… via offbeat.topix.com
“Pooping Rocks!” The creepy Proctologist strikes again! via thewhiskeyjournal.com
“Dennis has a massive dong!” “Dennis stay out of the girls room!” via imgur.com
“Vegans Poop It Better!” – Found at UC Berkeley Eat’n clean and poop’n clean! via dailycal.org
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!” “I can’t! There isn’t any tp!” Good point. via tumblr.com
“Look Left. -> You Failed.” I will not look the way you tell me too! via reddit.com
“No matter what you are going through. You are Strong.” “No amount of self improvement will override a lack of self acceptance. You are enough.” Getting all motivational in the stalls are we? Everybody needs a little Tony Robbins, every… Continue Reading
“Stop being an asshole! if you don’t really dig her, let her go.” – Found in The Wonderland Ballroom, Washington DC. via complex.com
“Pull here for a Liberal Arts Degree.” Found in a engineering building at a random university. via reddit.com
Found at Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) by Scott Morrison When you’re a math and physics nerd, but you’re also a Toilet Troll! via arstechnica.com
“Push Harder” found at Rutgers I don’t think the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons (ASCRS) would approve this message. via thetab.com
“Don’t be afraid to take up space.” – University of Vermont – 3rd floor Women’s Bathroom, Waterman Building. Not sure what they’re saying here. I’ll take up as much space as I need then… via spillinknotblood.tumblr.com
“Flush Twice, It’s a long way to the kitchen from here.” Found at Princeton University, Jesse Chou Quora.com via Quora.com
“I’m graduating in a week, so this is my last shit here… bye!” – University of Pittsburgh Sometimes a man or woman has to leave their legacy in a mark on the wall. via theblacksheeponline.com
The Duchess of Plumewood discovered this on Mall of America property. I agree with her. “Random wonderful graffiti in the women’s restroom at MOA, I dont think people should graffiti on public property but if you feel the need this… Continue Reading
“What if time stood still?” – New York University, Bobst LL1, Men’s Room Then I guess whoever is reading this at that moment, would be frozen still on the toilet till time picked back up. via nyulocal.com
“Do you idealize the past? Or see it as broken? Why?” “Dude. I’m just trying to take a shit.” Man some deep thoughts on throne with an honest reply. via distractify.com
“You got this Bro…” So glad to know someone has my back. Sometimes it gets tough in the stalls. via reddit.com
“Batman Poops!” Sometimes you have to take time out of fighting crime, to take a poo too. via boredpanda.com
“Love one another, just not here.” Response by poster: “The guy in the stall next to mine must have felt pretty uncomfortable when I started laughing.” I couldn’t agree more. Just get a room guys or girls. via imgur.com
“Looking for meaning in the wrong places. Example: Bathroom Graffiti. We’re both lost in this moment but at least we’re together. Wonder who you are…” via yeahable.com
“There is always hope.” – University of Chicago, Flickr User: quinnanya Who’s to say stall messages can’t be positive? via flickr.com
“Don’t Force It” This message brought to you by the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons. jk via iruntheinternet.com