For A Great Buick
“For a great Buick Call – 555-7617” We saw what you did there! Cleaver… via ar15.com
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How To Pee In A Toilet
“How to pee in a toilet. Step 1: Lift seat. Step 2: Pee directly into toilet. Step 3: Flush and walk away like a decent human being. (or) Step 1: Pee all over toilet seat. Step 2: Kill yourself.” Our… Continue Reading
Drink To Kill
“I drink to kill the things inside me.” Some people have odd approaches to dealing with worms… via offbeat.topix.com
Pooping Rocks
“Pooping Rocks!” The creepy Proctologist strikes again! via thewhiskeyjournal.com
Massive Dong
“Dennis has a massive dong!” “Dennis stay out of the girls room!” via imgur.com
Vegans Poop It Better!
“Vegans Poop It Better!” – Found at UC Berkeley Eat’n clean and poop’n clean! via dailycal.org
Sprinkle When You Tinkle
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!” “I can’t! There isn’t any tp!” Good point. via tumblr.com
Look Left
“Look Left. -> You Failed.” I will not look the way you tell me too! via reddit.com
You Are Strong
“No matter what you are going through. You are Strong.” “No amount of self improvement will override a lack of self acceptance. You are enough.” Getting all motivational in the stalls are we? Everybody needs a little Tony Robbins, every… Continue Reading
Solid Advice From A Fellow Drinker
“Stop being an asshole! if you don’t really dig her, let her go.” – Found in The Wonderland Ballroom, Washington DC. via complex.com
No Love For Liberal Arts
“Pull here for a Liberal Arts Degree.” Found in a engineering building at a random university. via reddit.com
Toilet Troll & Math Nerd
Found at Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) by Scott Morrison When you’re a math and physics nerd, but you’re also a Toilet Troll! via arstechnica.com
Push Harder
“Push Harder” found at Rutgers I don’t think the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons (ASCRS) would approve this message. via thetab.com
To Take Up Space or Not To Take Up Space?
“Don’t be afraid to take up space.” – University of Vermont – 3rd floor Women’s Bathroom, Waterman Building. Not sure what they’re saying here. I’ll take up as much space as I need then… via spillinknotblood.tumblr.com
Flush Twice
“Flush Twice, It’s a long way to the kitchen from here.” Found at Princeton University, Jesse Chou Quora.com via Quora.com
Sometimes It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye
“I’m graduating in a week, so this is my last shit here… bye!” – University of Pittsburgh Sometimes a man or woman has to leave their legacy in a mark on the wall. via theblacksheeponline.com
Mall of America Says – You’re Beautiful
The Duchess of Plumewood discovered this on Mall of America property. I agree with her. “Random wonderful graffiti in the women’s restroom at MOA, I dont think people should graffiti on public property but if you feel the need this… Continue Reading
What If Time Stood Still
“What if time stood still?” – New York University, Bobst LL1, Men’s Room Then I guess whoever is reading this at that moment, would be frozen still on the toilet till time picked back up. via nyulocal.com
Just Going To Be Honest With You
“Do you idealize the past? Or see it as broken? Why?” “Dude. I’m just trying to take a shit.” Man some deep thoughts on throne with an honest reply. via distractify.com
You Got This Bro!
“You got this Bro…” So glad to know someone has my back. Sometimes it gets tough in the stalls. via reddit.com
Even Batman Poops
“Batman Poops!” Sometimes you have to take time out of fighting crime, to take a poo too. via boredpanda.com
Love One Another – Just Not Here
“Love one another, just not here.” Response by poster: “The guy in the stall next to mine must have felt pretty uncomfortable when I started laughing.” I couldn’t agree more. Just get a room guys or girls. via imgur.com
Togetherness In The Stalls
“Looking for meaning in the wrong places. Example: Bathroom Graffiti. We’re both lost in this moment but at least we’re together. Wonder who you are…” via yeahable.com
There Is Always Hope
“There is always hope.” – University of Chicago, Flickr User: quinnanya Who’s to say stall messages can’t be positive? via flickr.com
Don’t Force It
“Don’t Force It” This message brought to you by the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons. jk via iruntheinternet.com