While I’m Waiting, I’ll Write A Note
“I actually just pooped my pants. True story. I am sitting here now waiting for my friend to bring me some pants.” This man has no shame. But at least he’s honest and he has some good friends. via imgur.com
“I actually just pooped my pants. True story. I am sitting here now waiting for my friend to bring me some pants.” This man has no shame. But at least he’s honest and he has some good friends. via imgur.com
Found in NYC Bar: “For a good time… call your mom… she’s a great lady and she misses you!! She wants to hear from you to make sure you’re safe.” via movin925.com
“Notice: Upon Deposit All waste becomes property of McDonalds inc to be reconstituted and sold on site.” via piximus.net
Haikus are easy But Sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator via piximus.net
“Poop every poop like it’s your last poop. – Charles Darwin” I don’t think Darwin said that. via boardpanda.com
“Joel is peeing in the girl’s toilets.” via Flicker
This is actually the first chapter of Harry Potter. A true fan and toilet troll. via yourdailydish.com
“Beware of Limbo Dancers.” via yourdailydish.com
“No Body Loves You More Than Jesus Does.” “Maybe Jesus doesn’t want you to vandalize bathroom stalls. #useastickynotenexttime” – @Hisbeautyxo via Twitter
“I assume this is in every public restroom in Alabama.” – @c28nole via Twitter
“Your mom is a nice lady. Your father is proud of you.” via boredpanda.com
“I don’t Normally Shit while away from home…But when I do.. I prefer the Handicapped Stall”
“Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants. Classic bathroom humor, delivered by a poet. via Pinterest
“Don’t beam me up Scotty, I’m taking a sh…” via Facebook