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Have You Been To Uranus?

May 5, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Mars was once a living planet.. (fortunately the earth still is). Until they all moved to Uranus.” via graffiti-walls.blogspot.com

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Question Everything

April 28, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Question Everything.” “Why?” It’s an endless cycle. You’ve been warned. via twitter.com

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You’re Welcome

April 27, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Thank you for not writing on the walls.” “You’re welcome.” via buzzfeed.com

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Impress Pooping People

April 7, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.” “We vandalize things that arn’t ours with quotes we didn’t write to impress people taking shits.” via pinterest.com

conversation, sharpie, wall

Just Like Home

April 5, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Just like your shitter at home 10/10.” An honest review left at the source. Didn’t know Game Informer did restroom reviews! 10/10 does equal 1. Granted I would agree, but my shitter at home isn’t surrounded by blocks and I’m… Continue Reading →

conversation, review, sharpie, wall

Oh Yeah!

March 28, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Oh yeah!” “Oh Nooooo!” Geology Restroom Graffiti. via imgrum.org

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Idealizing The Past

March 27, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Do you idealize the past? or see it as broken? why?” “Dude, I’m just trying to take a shit.” Sometimes stuff is just too deep to think about in the stalls. Now pass me the TP. via dailymail.co.uk

conversation, deep, inspirational

Legolas Doesn’t Miss

March 24, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“No on hits the bullseye with the first arrow.” “…unless you’re Legolas” “…or Katniss!” – University of Iowa, English Philosophy Building Get’n nerdy in the stalls! I’m sure Legolas with his awesome aim still lifts the lid. Katniss may too.… Continue Reading →

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This Too Shall Pass

March 23, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“This too shall pass.. take a moment and breath… Be happy for this momment..” “I’m peeing?…” “This moment is your life…” Found in Manhattan. Our Take: Take pride in the little moments. Even if you’re just urinating Life is short.… Continue Reading →

conversation, inspirational, new york, nyc

Just Draw A Dick

March 21, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“I was going to write something profound but I realized I have nothing profound to say.” “That’s when you just draw a dick instead.” Ahh, explains all the dick art. via linkbeef.com

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Massive Dong

March 20, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Dennis has a massive dong!” “Dennis stay out of the girls room!” via imgur.com

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Never Let Go

March 10, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Never let go of what you’re holding on to.” “But I’m holding a grenade…” – University of Illinois, English Building. Girls Restroom. Good point also. via tumblr.com

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Sprinkle When You Tinkle

March 10, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!” “I can’t! There isn’t any tp!” Good point. via tumblr.com

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Rate Your Shit

March 9, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Rate your shit with a movie title.” The Green Mile? lol via imgur.com

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Gettin’ Ahead

March 8, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Gettin’ Ahead Everyday By being responsible.” Ned Flanders’ Take: “Diddly Do! Glad someone turned this garbage around.” via buzzfeed.com

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But Dreams and Ethics Are Okay

March 6, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Please do not flush paper towels, tampon applicators and sanitary napkins! Thank You Journalism Dept.” “Dreams and ethics are okay, though.” via imgur.com

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You Are Strong

March 2, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“No matter what you are going through. You are Strong.” “No amount of self improvement will override a lack of self acceptance. You are enough.” Getting all motivational in the stalls are we? Everybody needs a little Tony Robbins, every… Continue Reading →

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I See Your Ass

February 22, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“I see your ass.” You found my ass? Awesome. I’ve been looking for my donkey. “Nice try, got me to smile, but try harder next time.” Dude, light’n up. He found my ass! via dailycal.org

art, california, college, conversation, sharpie, wall

Front To Back Please

February 22, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“Wipe front to back please.” – MGNT Pretty sure management does care how your wipe your bottom… But on their time, you never know. Keep it front to back though. Someone else says ” or eat a big back of… Continue Reading →

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Don’t Say Anything Bad About DMB

February 21, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

Dave Matthews Band what? – Found in Bloomington, Indiana Not sure what the message is here. But don’t say anything bad about the Dave Matthews Band. Fans will stick up! via reddit.com

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Hitchhiker’s Guide Reference

February 20, 2017headtroll Leave a Comment

“What even is life. 42” “A gift of God – use it wisely!” via imgur.com

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