Have You Been To Uranus?
“Mars was once a living planet.. (fortunately the earth still is). Until they all moved to Uranus.” via graffiti-walls.blogspot.com
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Question Everything
“Question Everything.” “Why?” It’s an endless cycle. You’ve been warned. via twitter.com
You’re Welcome
“Thank you for not writing on the walls.” “You’re welcome.” via buzzfeed.com
Impress Pooping People
“We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.” “We vandalize things that arn’t ours with quotes we didn’t write to impress people taking shits.” via pinterest.com
Just Like Home
“Just like your shitter at home 10/10.” An honest review left at the source. Didn’t know Game Informer did restroom reviews! 10/10 does equal 1. Granted I would agree, but my shitter at home isn’t surrounded by blocks and I’m… Continue Reading
Oh Yeah!
“Oh yeah!” “Oh Nooooo!” Geology Restroom Graffiti. via imgrum.org
Idealizing The Past
“Do you idealize the past? or see it as broken? why?” “Dude, I’m just trying to take a shit.” Sometimes stuff is just too deep to think about in the stalls. Now pass me the TP. via dailymail.co.uk
Legolas Doesn’t Miss
“No on hits the bullseye with the first arrow.” “…unless you’re Legolas” “…or Katniss!” – University of Iowa, English Philosophy Building Get’n nerdy in the stalls! I’m sure Legolas with his awesome aim still lifts the lid. Katniss may too.… Continue Reading
This Too Shall Pass
“This too shall pass.. take a moment and breath… Be happy for this momment..” “I’m peeing?…” “This moment is your life…” Found in Manhattan. Our Take: Take pride in the little moments. Even if you’re just urinating Life is short.… Continue Reading
Just Draw A Dick
“I was going to write something profound but I realized I have nothing profound to say.” “That’s when you just draw a dick instead.” Ahh, explains all the dick art. via linkbeef.com
Massive Dong
“Dennis has a massive dong!” “Dennis stay out of the girls room!” via imgur.com
Never Let Go
“Never let go of what you’re holding on to.” “But I’m holding a grenade…” – University of Illinois, English Building. Girls Restroom. Good point also. via tumblr.com
Sprinkle When You Tinkle
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!” “I can’t! There isn’t any tp!” Good point. via tumblr.com
Rate Your Shit
“Rate your shit with a movie title.” The Green Mile? lol via imgur.com
Gettin’ Ahead
“Gettin’ Ahead Everyday By being responsible.” Ned Flanders’ Take: “Diddly Do! Glad someone turned this garbage around.” via buzzfeed.com
But Dreams and Ethics Are Okay
“Please do not flush paper towels, tampon applicators and sanitary napkins! Thank You Journalism Dept.” “Dreams and ethics are okay, though.” via imgur.com
You Are Strong
“No matter what you are going through. You are Strong.” “No amount of self improvement will override a lack of self acceptance. You are enough.” Getting all motivational in the stalls are we? Everybody needs a little Tony Robbins, every… Continue Reading
I See Your Ass
“I see your ass.” You found my ass? Awesome. I’ve been looking for my donkey. “Nice try, got me to smile, but try harder next time.” Dude, light’n up. He found my ass! via dailycal.org
Front To Back Please
“Wipe front to back please.” – MGNT Pretty sure management does care how your wipe your bottom… But on their time, you never know. Keep it front to back though. Someone else says ” or eat a big back of… Continue Reading
Don’t Say Anything Bad About DMB
Dave Matthews Band what? – Found in Bloomington, Indiana Not sure what the message is here. But don’t say anything bad about the Dave Matthews Band. Fans will stick up! via reddit.com
Hitchhiker’s Guide Reference
“What even is life. 42” “A gift of God – use it wisely!” via imgur.com