Damn That Fire Nation
“I was taking a dump in peace, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.” It’s hard being a airbender. Fire nation always attacks me after Taco Bell too..
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Batman Is Watching You!
“Yeah, now shake it off!” I read this in a Duke Nukem voice… via thehookmag.com
The Toilet Games
“May the odds be forever in your favor!” Even Katniss poos. But they never show that in the movie. Either way we’re cheering you on. May your poos be forever in your favor. via lockerdome.com
Legolas Doesn’t Miss
“No on hits the bullseye with the first arrow.” “…unless you’re Legolas” “…or Katniss!” – University of Iowa, English Philosophy Building Get’n nerdy in the stalls! I’m sure Legolas with his awesome aim still lifts the lid. Katniss may too.… Continue Reading
Ha Ha!
Nelson’s at it again! Maybe for revenge for someone pulling his pants down in public. Old Simpsons reference for ya. Either way he’s being a dick that he is. via guff.comvia strangebeaver.com
Paperclip Is Here To Help You Poo
“It looks like you’re trying to poop. Would you like help?” via imgur.com
For A Good Time Press
“For a good time press…” Spoken like a true video game nerd. via dorkly.com
Downloading In Progress
“Downloading” I guess someone is only 25% there. Hope their ass is faster than my old 56k modem. Could be here all day. Don’t cut off that switch, don’t wanta have to resume! via boingboing.net