Where Link Really Got His Sword
“It’s dangerous to poop alone, take this.” Mario left Link a sword in a restroom? Makes sense. The plummer did come first. via guff.com
“It’s dangerous to poop alone, take this.” Mario left Link a sword in a restroom? Makes sense. The plummer did come first. via guff.com
“I poured Cappri Sun into a glass once.” I’m sure the Anarchist groups would love to have you. You’re such a badass… via techj.ipnodns.ru
“Pull here for a Liberal Arts Degree.” Found in a engineering building at a random university. via reddit.com
“Dude, sucking at something is the first step to sorta being good at something.” via ucberkeleybathroomchronicles.tumblr.com
Looks like the girls in Ellis Hall at Ohio University have a lot to say… via flickr.com
“I see your ass.” You found my ass? Awesome. I’ve been looking for my donkey. “Nice try, got me to smile, but try harder next time.” Dude, light’n up. He found my ass! via dailycal.org
“I wish you would stop being useless and start being pizza!”, Found in Texas I’ve waited my whole life to be pizza. Now this gives me reason to start. I’m the best pepperoni pizza in the world damnit! via 2016.do512.com
Dave Matthews Band what? – Found in Bloomington, Indiana Not sure what the message is here. But don’t say anything bad about the Dave Matthews Band. Fans will stick up! via reddit.com
Found at Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) by Scott Morrison When you’re a math and physics nerd, but you’re also a Toilet Troll! via arstechnica.com
“Push Harder” found at Rutgers I don’t think the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons (ASCRS) would approve this message. via thetab.com
“Flush Twice, It’s a long way to the kitchen from here.” Found at Princeton University, Jesse Chou Quora.com via Quora.com
“Joel is peeing in the girls toilets.” Joel has gone where no man has gone before (that we know of). He’s just the first to record it. via oddee.com
“Welcome to Hello! Hell is warmer.” – found at the University of Chicago. via latimes.com
“Formaldehyde” vs “Casual-pehyoe” via imgur.com
“I’m graduating in a week, so this is my last shit here… bye!” – University of Pittsburgh Sometimes a man or woman has to leave their legacy in a mark on the wall. via theblacksheeponline.com
“Technology has stunted my intellectual development.” Found in a restroom in the halls of Tufts University. Medford, MA Here’s to you, our fellow trolls at the home of Jumbo the Elephant! via hercampus.com
“Do you idealize the past? Or see it as broken? Why?” “Dude. I’m just trying to take a shit.” Man some deep thoughts on throne with an honest reply. via distractify.com
“Plz don’t write on the walls, thanx.” “Sorry it won’t happen again.” via imgur.com
“Batman Poops!” Sometimes you have to take time out of fighting crime, to take a poo too. via boredpanda.com
“Our butt cheeks have touched the same surface. We are brothers. We are one.” Not my definition of brothers, but ok. If that makes you feel connected. via imgur.com
“Love one another, just not here.” Response by poster: “The guy in the stall next to mine must have felt pretty uncomfortable when I started laughing.” I couldn’t agree more. Just get a room guys or girls. via imgur.com
“Keep It Brief” – Soda Bar, SD California. I don’t know. I’m more of boxer man myself. Gotta have my space. via pinterest.com
“My teeth are better than your teeth.” Anyone hearing banjos around this message? I wonder if there was more dialog going on between too rednecks, arguing who’s teeth are better? Maybe one of the guys from Deliverance got jealous of… Continue Reading
“Who poops with markers?” Apparently 5 guys with a black sharpie and one with a purple one. via imgur.com
“Looking for meaning in the wrong places. Example: Bathroom Graffiti. We’re both lost in this moment but at least we’re together. Wonder who you are…” via yeahable.com