I Love Charles Dickens
“I love Charles Dickens.” – Found in a truck stop in East Tennessee. We saw what you did there. Clever! via buzzfeed.com
“I love Charles Dickens.” – Found in a truck stop in East Tennessee. We saw what you did there. Clever! via buzzfeed.com
“Plz don’t write on the walls, thanx.” “Sorry it won’t happen again.” via imgur.com
“Call Me..” Before the next guy wipes.. via mychannel957.com
“Those are my dreams you see in the distance.” – Anon Gett’n deep in the stalls, y’all! via ilikr.net
Found at Hicklebee’s in San Jose, CA. Artwork by children’s book illustrator David Shannon via ultragross.blogspot.com
“Love one another, just not here.” Response by poster: “The guy in the stall next to mine must have felt pretty uncomfortable when I started laughing.” I couldn’t agree more. Just get a room guys or girls. via imgur.com
“Protecto: The Toilet Ninja” First it was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and now we have Toilet Ninjas! The turtles lived in the sewer. Where do Toilet Ninjas live? The toilet? Either way, you’re fighting crime while living in the tubes!… Continue Reading
“Who poops with markers?” Apparently 5 guys with a black sharpie and one with a purple one. via imgur.com
“Tuition goes up every year, but we still have 1-ply toilet paper…” via buzzfeed.com
“Beef ravioli is so delicious.” – University of Michigan Classy bunch huh? via pinterest.com
Things I hate 1. Vandalism 2. Irony 3. Lists via ebaumsworld.com
“Don’t chew the Trojan Gum. It tastes like rubber!” Did Beldar Conehead write this? via holytaco.com
“There is always hope.” – University of Chicago, Flickr User: quinnanya Who’s to say stall messages can’t be positive? via flickr.com
“Drunken Octopus Wants To Fight You!” Cue the Mortal Combat music and voice! Drunken Octopus Wins!
“The Cistern Chapel” – Denver, Colorado 2011. British comedian David Bussell has been leaving his works of graffiti all over the world. But only in hidden places (under toilet tank lids, behind pictures, etc). He even has a Tumblr blog… Continue Reading
This “Mona Lifta” was found at Banger’s Sausage House in Austin, Texas. I believe they like their women ripped down in Texas. Shew wee! She’s a hunka-woman! via yelp.com
“This Wall Used To Be Boring” – Yelp Review of former Down Under Restaurant & Tavern, Covington KY via yelp.com
“Are you John Connor?” via pinterest.com
“I actually just pooped my pants. True story. I am sitting here now waiting for my friend to bring me some pants.” This man has no shame. But at least he’s honest and he has some good friends. via imgur.com
“Die? Didn’t you know? Spartans never die.” No, They just take a dump. Then get back to business. via geeknative.com
Found in NYC Bar: “For a good time… call your mom… she’s a great lady and she misses you!! She wants to hear from you to make sure you’re safe.” via movin925.com
“This way to the Ministry of Magic” No love for the administration huh? via thefw.com
“Poop like no one is watching.” (We usually do.) “Poop like no one is here.” (We usually do). via reddit.com
Haikus are easy But Sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator via piximus.net
Can’t we all get along? -via sharenator.com