“Caution: For Experts Only! Try shit’n and peeing at the same time.”
Thank you for enhancing my restroom experience. Since learning this trick, I have increased my free time 10-fold. Just last week, I managed to get my taxes done on time. Crazy I know? But that’s what you can do with all this free-time! When not spending all this extra time doing each task separately. Thanks bathroom wall!
