Poop Like It’s Your Last Poop
“Poop every poop like it’s your last poop. – Charles Darwin” I don’t think Darwin said that. via boardpanda.com
“Poop every poop like it’s your last poop. – Charles Darwin” I don’t think Darwin said that. via boardpanda.com
“Only children and truck drivers write on the walls. If you value this place please stop.” Passive Aggressive Much? -via barnorama.com“
Line 1: “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I did your dad.” Line 2: “Go Home Mom, You’re Drunk.” “Bathroom wall, Wonderland Ballroom, Washington, D.C.” – Edward Hoover, Flicker via Flicker
“Joel is peeing in the girl’s toilets.” via Flicker
This is actually the first chapter of Harry Potter. A true fan and toilet troll. via yourdailydish.com
“Beware of Limbo Dancers.” via yourdailydish.com
“No Body Loves You More Than Jesus Does.” “Maybe Jesus doesn’t want you to vandalize bathroom stalls. #useastickynotenexttime” – @Hisbeautyxo via Twitter
“I assume this is in every public restroom in Alabama.” – @c28nole via Twitter
“If you ever feel powerless, just remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shutdown an entire restaurant.” via boredpanda.com
“Your mom is a nice lady. Your father is proud of you.” via boredpanda.com
“I don’t Normally Shit while away from home…But when I do.. I prefer the Handicapped Stall”
“Here I sit buns a flex’n, giving birth to another Texan.” via imgur
“Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants. Classic bathroom humor, delivered by a poet. via Pinterest
“Don’t beam me up Scotty, I’m taking a sh…” via Facebook
“Downloading” I guess someone is only 25% there. Hope their ass is faster than my old 56k modem. Could be here all day. Don’t cut off that switch, don’t wanta have to resume! via boingboing.net
“Be fearless – Fart as loud as your anus will allow” via Reddit