Hold Handle Down Until It Does It
“To flush: hold handle down until it does it.” – Northside Tavern. Atlanta, Georgia You’ll know when to let go. The Force be with you! via yelp.com
“To flush: hold handle down until it does it.” – Northside Tavern. Atlanta, Georgia You’ll know when to let go. The Force be with you! via yelp.com
“For a good time press…” Spoken like a true video game nerd. via dorkly.com
“Rate your shit with a movie title.” The Green Mile? lol via imgur.com
“Gettin’ Ahead Everyday By being responsible.” Ned Flanders’ Take: “Diddly Do! Glad someone turned this garbage around.” via buzzfeed.com
Hard to not think about Charmin when sitting in a branded room. Apparently back in 2006, Charmin ran a “Charmin Ambassadors” program in Times Square, NYC. They paid 5 lucky people $10,000 to hang out in these special themed restrooms… Continue Reading
“Skid Marks Are For The Race Track…” Duly noted. via huffingtonpost.com
Umm. Excuse me brah. I’m just gonna wait until you’re done. Good luck using both at once. via smosh.com
“Bathroom elephant will hold your shit while you shit.” Thank you Bathroom Elephant! You’re the bomb brah! via funnycaptions.com
“Hey you! Yeah you! Do not text your ex!!” Sometimes we all gotta help a brother or sister out in the stalls. Don’t text your ex’s all. via ruinmyweek.com
“My Eye!” Clever. Very Clever. via newlifer.com
“Please do not flush paper towels, tampon applicators and sanitary napkins! Thank You Journalism Dept.” “Dreams and ethics are okay, though.” via imgur.com
I mustache you a question… #1 or #2? via artschoolbathroomgraffiti.tumblr.com
“I’m a little gay.” Are you saying you’re partly gay or you’re a little person that’s gay? So confused. via restroom-graffiti-whispers.tumblr.com
“You get’em tiger!” – Found in the John D. Rockefeller Library, Brown University All the motivation I need for today. via blogdailyherald.com
“Celebrate Every Tiny Victory.” Found at Bartlett Hall, UMass Even a good poo is a tiny victory! via thetab.com
“Charlie Bit Me!” – Found in a NYC bar. Remember the video? via blog.rifftrax.com
“Look Left. -> You Failed.” I will not look the way you tell me too! via reddit.com
“No matter what you are going through. You are Strong.” “No amount of self improvement will override a lack of self acceptance. You are enough.” Getting all motivational in the stalls are we? Everybody needs a little Tony Robbins, every… Continue Reading
“I’ll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.” – Chatanooga, Tennessee I don’t think we’ll be seeing a big blue stock on old sparky anytime soon. via sexinsocks.tumblr.com
“It’s dangerous to poop alone, take this.” Mario left Link a sword in a restroom? Makes sense. The plummer did come first. via guff.com
“Stop being an asshole! if you don’t really dig her, let her go.” – Found in The Wonderland Ballroom, Washington DC. via complex.com
“I poured Cappri Sun into a glass once.” I’m sure the Anarchist groups would love to have you. You’re such a badass… via techj.ipnodns.ru
“Today I realized it’s better to be happy about what could be, rather than being depressed over what can’t be.” Some poor soul wrote this. Eor the Donkey perhaps? But they’re right. via 365daysofhypochondria.wordpress.com
“Pull here for a Liberal Arts Degree.” Found in a engineering building at a random university. via reddit.com
“Dude, sucking at something is the first step to sorta being good at something.” via ucberkeleybathroomchronicles.tumblr.com