This Cat Is Watching You Poop
“I love watchin u poop.” via yeahable.com
“I love watchin u poop.” via yeahable.com
“Tuition goes up every year, but we still have 1-ply toilet paper…” via buzzfeed.com
“When Did I Eat Corn?” via ranker.com
“Beef ravioli is so delicious.” – University of Michigan Classy bunch huh? via pinterest.com
Things I hate 1. Vandalism 2. Irony 3. Lists via ebaumsworld.com
“Don’t chew the Trojan Gum. It tastes like rubber!” Did Beldar Conehead write this? via holytaco.com
“There is always hope.” – University of Chicago, Flickr User: quinnanya Who’s to say stall messages can’t be positive? via flickr.com
“I wrote on the wall take that society!” Sticking it to the man! via klyker.com
Trigonometry.. my dear Calvin. via pinterest.com
This “Mona Lifta” was found at Banger’s Sausage House in Austin, Texas. I believe they like their women ripped down in Texas. Shew wee! She’s a hunka-woman! via yelp.com
“It might be the beer talking, but I love beer.” Reply: “…Same” A Yelp Review of Blue Stallion Brewing Co, Lexington KY. Writing looks awfully pretty.. A lady perhaps? via yelp.com
“This Wall Used To Be Boring” – Yelp Review of former Down Under Restaurant & Tavern, Covington KY via yelp.com
“Are you John Connor?” via pinterest.com
“I actually just pooped my pants. True story. I am sitting here now waiting for my friend to bring me some pants.” This man has no shame. But at least he’s honest and he has some good friends. via imgur.com
Found in NYC Bar: “For a good time… call your mom… she’s a great lady and she misses you!! She wants to hear from you to make sure you’re safe.” via movin925.com
“Everybody Poops” Good to know. I read the book: Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year via thefw.com
“Poop like no one is watching.” (We usually do.) “Poop like no one is here.” (We usually do). via reddit.com
Haikus are easy But Sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator via piximus.net
Can’t we all get along? -via sharenator.com
Line 1: “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I did your dad.” Line 2: “Go Home Mom, You’re Drunk.” “Bathroom wall, Wonderland Ballroom, Washington, D.C.” – Edward Hoover, Flicker via Flicker
Got ya! You looked right didn’t ya? Ya Toilet Troll! via somecards.com
This is actually the first chapter of Harry Potter. A true fan and toilet troll. via yourdailydish.com
“No Body Loves You More Than Jesus Does.” “Maybe Jesus doesn’t want you to vandalize bathroom stalls. #useastickynotenexttime” – @Hisbeautyxo via Twitter
“I assume this is in every public restroom in Alabama.” – @c28nole via Twitter