Even Pumpkins Poo
“Even pumpkins have to poop!” Reply: “That brings up soo many questions.” via holytaco.com
“Even pumpkins have to poop!” Reply: “That brings up soo many questions.” via holytaco.com
“Those are my dreams you see in the distance.” – Anon Gett’n deep in the stalls, y’all! via ilikr.net
“Keep It Brief” – Soda Bar, SD California. I don’t know. I’m more of boxer man myself. Gotta have my space. via pinterest.com
“Waka waka!” – Picture by Elizabeth Damiano, Flickr.com via flickr.com
“My teeth are better than your teeth.” Anyone hearing banjos around this message? I wonder if there was more dialog going on between too rednecks, arguing who’s teeth are better? Maybe one of the guys from Deliverance got jealous of… Continue Reading
“Protecto: The Toilet Ninja” First it was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and now we have Toilet Ninjas! The turtles lived in the sewer. Where do Toilet Ninjas live? The toilet? Either way, you’re fighting crime while living in the tubes!… Continue Reading
“Who poops with markers?” Apparently 5 guys with a black sharpie and one with a purple one. via imgur.com
“Looking for meaning in the wrong places. Example: Bathroom Graffiti. We’re both lost in this moment but at least we’re together. Wonder who you are…” via yeahable.com
“I love watchin u poop.” via yeahable.com
“Tuition goes up every year, but we still have 1-ply toilet paper…” via buzzfeed.com
“Bathroom elephant will hold your coat for you.” via thefw.com
“Your boyfriend is a bad kisser.” – Minneapolis Minnesota Uh.. What’s this say about the writer? lol via girlsroomgraff.com
“Censored.” From Flickr: “3/4/13: sometimes when working with the public you find inappropriate things written on the bathroom walls.” – thatlunagirl Whatever it was. It was really bad. via Flickr.com
“Beef ravioli is so delicious.” – University of Michigan Classy bunch huh? via pinterest.com
Things I hate 1. Vandalism 2. Irony 3. Lists via ebaumsworld.com
“There is always hope.” – University of Chicago, Flickr User: quinnanya Who’s to say stall messages can’t be positive? via flickr.com
“Drunken Octopus Wants To Fight You!” Cue the Mortal Combat music and voice! Drunken Octopus Wins!
“Don’t Force It” This message brought to you by the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons. jk via iruntheinternet.com
“The Cistern Chapel” – Denver, Colorado 2011. British comedian David Bussell has been leaving his works of graffiti all over the world. But only in hidden places (under toilet tank lids, behind pictures, etc). He even has a Tumblr blog… Continue Reading
The restroom at Bottom Of The Bay Seafood in Laurel, MD provides: relief and cash when you need it. via yelp.com
Executive One: “Let’s having a meeting while we get some business done, shall we?” Executive Two: “Ok, but don’t look at me when I’m straining…” Found at Around the Corner Cafe, Orting, Washington via yelp.com
This “Mona Lifta” was found at Banger’s Sausage House in Austin, Texas. I believe they like their women ripped down in Texas. Shew wee! She’s a hunka-woman! via yelp.com
“It might be the beer talking, but I love beer.” Reply: “…Same” A Yelp Review of Blue Stallion Brewing Co, Lexington KY. Writing looks awfully pretty.. A lady perhaps? via yelp.com
“I actually just pooped my pants. True story. I am sitting here now waiting for my friend to bring me some pants.” This man has no shame. But at least he’s honest and he has some good friends. via imgur.com
“Die? Didn’t you know? Spartans never die.” No, They just take a dump. Then get back to business. via geeknative.com